Slaals

Slaals is a creature of unknown nature with unknown intentions. Other aliases include sampritchard03, Atlantis Squarepantis, or other names of the sort. His appearance and name change frequently, why this occurs is likely to hide his identity.

As far as is known, no iterations of Slaals exist that are not t-posing. The only exception to this is his Mr. Krabs form, (coincidentally his current form.) Whether this could be repeated in future iterations is unknown. It is theorized that Slaals must charge up on T-pose energy before being able to put his arms down for period of time before having to charge up again. This could prove a perfect alternate energy source for the future if this is studied further.

Slaals' favorite activities include eating chicken, screaming, blasting classics such as "1, 2, Oatmeal" or parodies of it, although it has shown moderate intelligence as it can play the video game "Hearts of Iron 4," to somewhat of a good extent, although it frequetly gets encircled and fucks up all of it's plans and dies to the stupid Mohave Chapter.

Slaals is on multiple government watch lists and is wanted dead or alive in Nazi Germany, the United States, Canada, the Soviet Union, the British Empire, the Thirteen Colonies, and the Russian Federation. These world governments have formed a pact to find him at all costs.

Slaals only appeared recently to the Sterling Zone and is believed to be hiding in a bunker sealed by space-warping technologies not known to this Earth. All attempts to IP track him through his Discord account have failed.